Pulmonological Terminology

I have a nasty habit of giving things names that are unconventional.  I think I either developed it because I work in pediatrics, or I had it already and it made me better suited for pediatrics.  I thought I'd share with you some of my official terminology.

• Wiggs - Chest Wiggle Factor, High Frequenty Oscillator Ventilation wiggle
  "We've got good wiggs"
• O's - Oxygen FiO2
  "Slammin' him with O's!"
• Boogz - Secretions
  "I got out some nasty yellow thick boogz" or "Do you think he might need suctioned more?" "nah, I havent gotten a single boog out all night"
• Cards - Cardiology
• Surf - Surfactant
• Poop-face - The angry face a baby makes as it brady's itself down having a poop
• Brewing-a-poop - tummy grumbles prior to a poop.
• Tummy-grumps - Tummy grumbles!
• Grumps - Grumpy kid!
• Pterodactyl - a certain angry sound neonates make
• Raptor roar - another type of angry sound neonates make